A conversation snippet I posted on my loss and ttc boards:

DH: "They were here for days. Not my fault you didn't eat more of them."
Me: "It's not MY fault I was nauseous for days."
DH: "It might be."
Me: "No it's yours."
Lex: "Hopefully it's baby's"
Me: "Yea, and you put the sperm there, so it's YOUR fault."
DH: "You put the egg there."
Me: "No, my sperm-donor that made me a girl put the egg there."
DH: "But you let the egg out, in that neighborhood, around that time...it was asking for it!"
Me: "Geez, this is going on JM..."